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[12:00pm] idigital: "you have been preapproved for large sluts mortgage". o_O
[12:01pm] idigital: cmd-shift-j = junk = BALEETED
[12:02pm] kamara: i just need a paper, a bag of discos and something sweet. i'm still pissed off for the dozy bitch not giving me my iced fruity bun yesterday >:{}. and hahahaha. wtf. large sluts mortgage? "MOVE INTO THIS WOMAN'S RATHER LARGE AND COZY NETHER REGIONS. SLIGHTLY USED FURNISHINGS, MAY BE AFFECTED BY DAMP PATCHES"
[12:02pm] idigital: dies


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May. 5th, 2005 11:08 am (UTC)
"Needs a good seeing to and a thorough clean every few days" ...

i could go on forever. but you'll probably just roll your eyes so much they'll fall out or something :P.
May. 5th, 2005 11:13 am (UTC)
"Tour available on request"
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