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Black Books

Manny: "Do you think I should wash my beard?"
Bernard: "I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow."

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Bernard: It's all waffle! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine doesn't have a taste.
Manny: Of course you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that you're eating?
Bernard: It's some sort of delicious biscuit.
Manny: It's a coaster!

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deadstar_1
Nov. 22nd, 2005 10:24 am (UTC)
hahahahahaha i need to borrow the other series from rebecca!
bigme
Nov. 22nd, 2005 12:22 pm (UTC)
YAAAAAAAAY BLACK BOOKS!
kamara
Nov. 22nd, 2005 07:18 pm (UTC)
Soooooooooooooooooooo much love for black books.
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