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You have to hear this song:
http://thirdcoil.com/~cellophane/storage/04/11/wtti.mp3

FUTURISTIC SEX ROBOTZ - WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.

PC SPEAKER:
yo motherfucker, this is pc speaker
futuristic sex robotz are on the fuckin scene
and we're gonna kill your fuckin spyware, and popups, and browser worms
if you're spyware, we'll smash an x10 camera over your motherfuckin head
crush your face with our freeipods
and if you're some skript kiddie, we'll blow your motherfuckin head off

COAXKE:
yeah motherfucker, coaxke, all those motherfuckers don't stand a fuckin chance, motherfucker
watch how we break this internet shit down
we're the original motherfuckers who busted up hotline's ass with messagebot 3k

PC SPEAKER:
and now we're gonna do it again, to the rap world

sit down and take five while i defrag your drive
i'm waitin for my funky ass beat to arrive
so i strive to drop knowledge with the format
and deliver my fresh styles straight to ya doormat

my hard drive is huge, my mp3s are external
back off the urinal and write in my livejournal
at the puter all night cause my life is nocturnal
data backup assures that my porn is eternal

"you crazy!" that's what all the bitches got to say
so i whip it out and post a pic in my lj
friends only, cause i don't want my mom to see
if she saw, she'd cut off the internet and cable tv

but i don't give a fuck about those internet hoes
i gotta cut em off before they want to propose
cuz the herpes isn't covered by my HMOs
delete em from my buddy list and that's how it goes

GUEST VOCALIST MOTHERBOARD: (CHORUS)
futuristic sex robotz are always on the scene
and we'll heat up your case just like an athalon xp (sex robotz motherfucker)
we don't have no love for the internet skeeze
cause our paypal accounts are overflowing with green

COAXKE:
trippin balls in bathroom stalls
wait for a fine ass bitch to call
the thc hits my cpu
and i'm on that shit like heat sink glue

plug and play a bitch, i'm a player, bitch
like some virus shit, irc netsplit

my punisher fan grill is illin
when i see you on the street, your shit will be spillin
cause i'll infect you with sasser and msblaster
popups poppin up faster and faster

i master, a dat tape full of raw raps
perhaps, my shit make your whole crew collapse
all you hackers who been getting on my case
coaxke is here and i'll reformat your fuckin face

CHORUS

PC SPEAKER:
sit back cause i got a little story to tell
and no i'm not talking bout no aol
i'm talkin about how firefox saved me from browser hell
cause i was using internet explorer on my dsl
firefox 0.3, it spoke to me
it said "i'll make your life better than you ever could dream"
"i'll get rid of all those popups for free mp3s"
"and i'll blow spyware's head off while it's down on its knees"

CHORUS

CHORUS

PC SPEAKER:
yo, if you were spyware, you can't hear this shit anymore because you're fuckin' dead, motherfucker
we're bustin up the block with our iced out modded cases and 120mm punisher fan grills, motherfucker
and if your mom talks shit, we'll kill her and burn her in a fuckin van, and write about that shit in our livejournals, motherfucker
fuck you

Comments

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privatelyricist
Dec. 6th, 2004 05:52 am (UTC)
hahaa randomwhoring
highwayline
Dec. 6th, 2004 11:25 am (UTC)
that's.....amazing.
idigital
Apr. 22nd, 2005 09:50 am (UTC)
:D There's more now.
privatelyricist
Dec. 20th, 2004 04:53 am (UTC)
SEXROBOTSMOTHERFUCKER
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