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NEW VIRUS ALERT: Work

URGENT WARNING!!
There is a dangerous virus going around (especially on a Friday).

It is called WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!

This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Buy the antidote known as BEER or JACK DANIELS. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.

REMEMBER, THIS VIRUS IS DEADLY!

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privatelyricist
Sep. 17th, 2004 04:36 am (UTC)
omg stoled
idigital
Sep. 17th, 2004 05:14 am (UTC)
privatelyricist
Sep. 17th, 2004 05:15 am (UTC)
SpaFe
squealer
Sep. 17th, 2004 09:57 pm (UTC)
bahhahaha
privatelyricist
Sep. 17th, 2004 09:57 pm (UTC)
:D
annapanna
Sep. 18th, 2004 03:20 am (UTC)
oh...i didn't read that until after i went to work on friday night! still found a remedy though...reef and food!
bigme
Sep. 18th, 2004 04:14 am (UTC)
hahaha
fantastic
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