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Transcription of the mp3 at: http://www.livejournal.com/users/brad/2047485.html

terrajen
Ok I'm calling LJ right now to complain about the bannings .. Ok.. bye

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[Back toterrajen]

Oh.. hah!
Sup brad.. This is Jen
Umm.. I'm not going to tell you my username because I'm afraid you'll ban me from LJ.. umm.. even though I doubt that leaving you a voicemail is enough reason to get me banned.. but.. there doesn't seem to be a line that you won't cross lately so I'm not going to take my chances.. but yeah.. anyways..

I'm.. calling to voice my displeasure about the recent banning of some LJ members that were members of S A L J, not SALJ like.. some shitheads would call it... it's S A L J.

Umm, I don't understand why supporting a Christian Rock band is a violation of the TOS.. because... it's not!
Seriously.. what's wrong with being Christian? what did Jesus ever do to you Brad?

Um.. and yeah.. not only am I upset about you being a Nazi.. I'm really upset about the fact that my friends of list has been.. like.. reduced by at least seven people.. since yesterday... and that really sucks 'cause I had just recently hit like 200 on my friends of page..

And now it's like 193 so you're seriously hindering my attempts at becoming popular on the Internet... and that makes you a douche bag! ... Brad..
but um.. I have a proposition to make.. if you're up for it.. you need to unban all of my friends...

Um, that you banned since yesterday and if you do i'll make the ultimate sacrifice and have sex with you... as long as you don't wear a furry suit because... furries are just gross... and they're an abomination and... I would rather get fucked by futhman than get fucked by a furry... so yeah... please unban all my friends.

It will be a win-win situation 'cause then you'll get laid... my friends of page count goes up and my friends get their LJs back... so it works...
and... that's really all I have to say so...

Bye Brad...

I hope you think this over and take it seriously please, cause I'm not kidding around.

Bye.


Hahahaha

Comments

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privatelyricist
Sep. 10th, 2004 06:00 am (UTC)
Say WHAT
delusionalangel
Sep. 10th, 2004 06:05 am (UTC)
That was one of the funniest things I've heard in quite awhile!
squealer
Sep. 11th, 2004 10:16 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA. <3
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